Remedy’s next title will be published by 505 Games

Coming to PC, PS4, and Xbox One For the first time since the release ofMax Payne 2, Remedy Entertainment doesn’t have the safety net of a first-party publishing deal for its next major game. TheAlan WakeandQuantum Breakdeveloper spent the majority of the past 15 years partnered with Microsoft for Xbox console exclusives. That trend has just been broken. Remedy just announced that it has reached apublishing dealwith 505 Games for its next project which is codenamedP7....

May 16, 2025 · 2 min · 231 words · Rebecca Jarvis

Sony just doesn’t know who keeps buying PS4s

Is it…is it you? Sony has sold over10 million PlayStation 4sto consumers. It is a lot and more than anyone expected, including the higher ups at Sony, according to thisEurogamer interviewwith Sony’s affable Shuhei Yoshida. “We are so happy. But I for one am a bit nervous because we do not completely understand what’s happening. You need to understand why your products are selling well so you can plan for the future, right?...

May 16, 2025 · 2 min · 255 words · Shelley Bradford

Starcraft fan Zerg rushes teenage girl with kitchen knife

I’m sure we’ve all been in a situation where the power has gone or the Internet’s shut down right when we’ve been in the middle of a hot gaming session. What do you do in those situations? Throw the controller? Scream and rage? If you’reone eighteen-year-oldStarcraftfan, you grab a kitchen knife and stab the first 15-year-old girl who walks past your house. Sensible option. A SwedishStarcraftgamer flew into a fit of rage when his Internet cut off while he was playing the RTS title, so he ran into the kitchen, grabbed a knife, and then started attacking the young girl as she passed by his house....

May 16, 2025 · 1 min · 153 words · Anna Shannon

Summer Lesson has a porn parody now…if you just want to get down to business

Sex education The goal of any technological advancement is to eventually figure out how to use it to watch pornography. VHS, DVD, Blu-ray, and now adult entertainment has truly thrown itself behind virtual reality. With theTekkenteam’s VR side projectSummer Lessonmaking waves in Japan for allowing folks to live out their dream of not creepin’ out teenage girls, it was only a matter of time before someone went whole hog with it....

May 16, 2025 · 1 min · 136 words · Tammy Barnes

Team Ninja is on to something special with Nioh

Not for the faint of heart I’ve been putting off theNiohalpha demo not for lack of interest, but because I knew I’d need to play at my most attentive. Team Ninja’s PlayStation 4 action-RPG has come across as a Japanese mythology-infusedDark Soulswith shades ofOnimusha, and early word of mouth suggested even longtime From Software fans were struggling to keep up. Playing half asleep wasn’t going to cut it. So, Friday was the night....

May 16, 2025 · 4 min · 819 words · Linda Baker

Teardown’s console launch trailer is beautifully narrated by Owen Wilson

It’s been a long time coming, butTeardownis finally making its way to PlayStation 5 and Xbox Series S|X tomorrow, November 15. And who better to help us get excited than the great Owen Wilson? Wowwwwww…right? Wilson narrates today’sTeardownconsole launch trailer in a way that only he can. If you’re unfamiliar with the title, the comedic actor describes it perfectly in the video as “a real-time physics simulation game with fully destructible environments....

May 16, 2025 · 2 min · 353 words · Kimberly Johnson

The DTOID Show: Xbox 720, Deadlight, Mario, & E3 2013!

Another Monday is upon us, and because of this, we have a new episode of The Destructoid Show. Today’s big news is the reviews that Jim just cranked out forNew Super Mario Bros 2, which isn’t even out for three weeks, andDeadlightwhich drops later this week. I also reviewed it, in less-eloquent video format. Save yer money, kids.Dragon’s Dogmasold well enough to warrant a sequel, and Capcom’snot going bankrupt or anything....

May 16, 2025 · 1 min · 141 words · Carl Morgan

The top 3 Best God of War Games, ranked

God of War 2is still the king, and I think a lot of you agree God of Warhas been around for 17 long years, and withRagnarokstill fresh in everyone’s minds, we figured it was worth taking a look at a few of the best games in the series. Here’s a list of the top threeGod of Wargames to date! 3 –God of War Ragnarok(2022) I’ve had access toGod of War Ragnarokfor weeks at this point:which is solely a statement on how much I’ve been absorbed with it, and nothing more!...

May 16, 2025 · 3 min · 580 words · Ryan Hunter

The Weekend Hotness: Lickin’ babies

I’m still not sure why I find this so hilarious. This weekend, we had a bunch of content straight out of QuakeCon, Jim unboxed #darksiders2, the PAX Prime schedule went like so you may stalk Dtoid people accordingly, some shady cat previewedFIFA 13on the Wii U, and more! Destructoid Original:PAX Prime 2012 panel schedule is live!This is how the Kingdom Hearts 3D AR Cards workThe Weekend Modder’s Guide: FalloutDarksiders II Collector’s Edition UnboxingCommunity:Community blogs of8/5Forum thread of the day:Star OceanGet wet and wild with Destructoid next weekend!...

May 16, 2025 · 2 min · 296 words · Stephanie Smith

There’s a brand new Puzzle Bobble in the works at Taito

Get ready to Bust a Move Legendary developer Taito has teased the happy news that it is currently in the early stages of developing a brand new release in the popular bubble-busting seriesPuzzle Bobble.As reported by Gematsu, the news was dropped in a special video presentation featuring director Tsuyoshi Tozaki and level designer Hidetaka Iyomasa. And Bub… of course. AlthoughPuzzle Bobbledoesn’t need much of an introduction, here’s a quick refresher. Originally launched back in 1994,Puzzle Bobble, (also known in the west asBust-a-Move), seesBubble Bobbleheroes Bub and Bob work together to clear a screen of colorful bubbles....

May 16, 2025 · 2 min · 240 words · Andrea Arellano

This fake GTA 6 ad might be the most shameless one yet

I know we’re all excited about playingGTA 6—I definitely am, too—but people really need to stop making fake stuff about the game. A new post on Reddit, shared by an Argentinian user, shows what might be one of the worst fakeGTA 6ads yet. It’s also one of the funniest, and honestly, I’d love to see it in action. And that’s after already coming acrossa fakeGTA 6guidebook I boughtthat was filled with AI-generated nonsense....

May 16, 2025 · 2 min · 358 words · Rita Harmon

This Sekiro Toy Story mod sure is nightmare inducing

‘Reach for the sky’ AnotherSekiromod has been making the rounds (man PC gaming rules), and this one is a little less straight-forward than“easy mode”or“boss rush”additions. It’s a simple character model re-skin on the surface, but adds so much more depth on a psychological level. In a very timely release given the recent arrival ofToy Story 4, the mod swaps the main character with none other than Sheriff Woody. The model was ported to the game by modder Huckleberrypie, who used the “Disney Dream Treats” app to get it into the game....

May 16, 2025 · 1 min · 141 words · Zachary Roberts

This Xbox Series Deadpool controller seems like a great asset

There’s probably a little bit of excitement brewing over the upcoming release ofDeadpool & Wolverine. The new antics of the foul-mouthed antihero are sure to be a laugh riot, if that is your thing. In honor of the movie, Xbox has decided to offer a cheeky giveaway, and I cannot believe I just used that pun. In a recentpost on the Xbox website, a new wireless controller has been announced, which is designed after Deadpool, boasting a very distinctive feature....

May 16, 2025 · 2 min · 351 words · Elizabeth Raymond