I now fully understand what John Hammond went through inJurassic Park. That poor man.

Adult Swim’s new web game,Dinosaur Zookeeper, enlightened me. You see, dinosaurs aren’t meant to be caged. They’d sooner electrocute themselves trying to get out than spend one more second fenced in. And should they break out? (They willabsolutelybreak out.) Well, they’re going to kill everything in their path.

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Because they’re goddamn dinosaurs. That’s just what they do.

This concept makes for a wonderfully morbid game. And it’s developed by (not)Vlambeer! Go spend the rest of today playing it.

John and Molly sitting on the park bench

Close up shot of Marissa Marcel starring in Ambrosio

Kukrushka sitting in a meadow

Lightkeeper pointing his firearm overlapped against the lighthouse background

Overseer looking over the balcony in opening cutscene of Funeralopolis

Edited image of Super Imposter looking through window in No I’m not a Human demo cutscene with thin man and FEMA inside the house

Indie game collage of Blue Prince, KARMA, and The Midnight Walk

Close up shot of Jackie in the Box

Silhouette of a man getting shot as Mick Carter stands behind cover