Ellie, what are you doing?
[Update: Even more responses added.]
We didn’t know what to make of thetease fromThe Last of Us concept artist Marek Okonearlier this week. Okon said,”Is it about TLOU2? Not really… Maybe… Its classified ;P”
We know now that the tease was just a tease for finished artwork,a homage. That’s fine. And it’s lovely. Nice work.
But what’s really going on here? What’s Ellie doing? Where is she? Who are those guys?
We asked our staff to weigh in. All in good fun. You weigh in too.
You guys see a bow, but my first thought was that the guys behind her are coming for her because she didn’t do a good job hiding her lizard tail. — Darren
Katniss Everdeen accidentally ended up in a daft punk music video — Jonathan Ross
Ellie apparently has the time to learn to play guitar but still couldn’t manage to find the time to learn how to swim. — Brett Z.
“Hi guys, you got any requests?” “Uhhh…. do you know “Fear of Drowning” by British Sea Power?” — Alasdair
The Beygency just heard a white girl playing some Tori Amos — Jonathan Ross
It’s those SWAT guys fromBeyond: Two Souls. They’re in the wrong game. They’re going after the wrong Ellen Page! — Hamza
The police are getting rid of everyone who plays their shitty acoustic cover of Under the Bridge. And I thought this was supposed to be a dystopia. — Ben Pack
Tired of doing her own charity work, Lindsay Bluth hired a local hipster to fill in at the Save the Wetlands protest. — Brett Makedonski
No “Stairway.” — Patrick
The Last Emo Kid. Hunt her down. Use horse if necessary. — Niero
This poster for Juno 2 suggests the sequel is going to take a darker turn. — Mxyzptlk
Jonathan Holmes:
I LARPed once in High School. I didn’t get to be anything cool though. I had to be a goblin because goblins get in for free and I didn’t have any money.
Ellie was also apparently laid off from Naughty Dog recently. — Brett Zeidler
