Watching footage ofDJ Heroreminds me in many ways of watching YouTube videos ofGuitar Hero IIin the days leading up to the game’s launch. I had never touched a guitar peripheral in my life, and the concept of hitting colored buttons to rock music was as foreign to me as it was intriguing.

As I mentioned duringWednesday’s newsabout DJ Yoda and The Scratch Perverts offering their mixes toDJ Hero, I know almost nothing about the subject other than what good old reliable pop culture has taught me about disc jockeys.

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Seeing someone playDJ Herosongs on Expert causes me to recoil in absolute confusion — how is he doing that!? What’s happening? Someone hold me! My first hour spent withDJ Herowill undoubtedly be embarrassing for me and anyone unfortunate enough to be watching. But I wouldn’t have it any other way.

“Common vs. Masta Ace” – Scratch Pervert mix

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“Noisa ‘Groundhog’ (Beat Juggle)” – Scratch Perverts mix

“Jackson 5 vs. Gang Starr” – DJ Yoda mix

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“Little Richard vs. Shlomo” – DJ Yoda mix

Quick note to the person responsible for cutting these videos: next time, can you be a dear and release everything as one video? Pretty please? It’s kind of absurd to have four different 30-second slices that take up 40+ MB each when it all could just as easily have been slapped together for one normal-sized clip.

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

Best regards,

The forgiving dude who took the time to put up with this nonsense

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Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

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Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

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