The Times Online hasa storyup about one Christopher Hayden, a 19-year-old British gentleman, who undoubtedly is hated by both his parents and his local pastor for being an especially stupid boy.
You see, Mr. Hayden took it upon himself to crash his BMW into the vehicle of a septigenarian woman shortly after playing a few rounds ofGran Turismoon the in-dash entertainment system of his fancy car. The woman died at the scene of the crash. Of course, the media almost trampled each other in an effort to be the first to report thatGran Turismomust have caused the erratic driving and vehicular murder, and as much asI’m usually the guy who calls the media outon this kind of thing, I’m having trouble restraining myself from beating Mr. Hayden to death with a DualShock controller.
Chris, I really wanted to be able to call The Times a bunch of wankers, but when you start playingGran Turismoon the dashboard-mounted monitorin the BMW your parentsmusthave bought you, only to kill an old woman minutes later, you’re making itreallyhard for me.
[UPDATE:Nex can’t read. Turns out the kid was in a car that managed to force the old woman’s car into the BMW which, in turn, caused her death. Everything else is still applicable, just forget the snarkiness about the kid being spoiled.]
