So, I haven’t playedHalo: Reachyet. That means that nuch of this list of updates to the game’s multiplayer is a complete mystery to me. I don’t know what “Crazy King” is, for example, and am forced to presume that it has something to do with the final days of King Henry the VIII and his mental deterioration due to syphilis.

Some game modes have been moved from one playlist to another. There have been adjustments to game balance. The list is absolutelyhuge, really. Rather than try to further guess what it all could mean, I’ve posted it below for your convenience. Perhaps through your discussion of whether these changes are wonderful or not, I can ascertain what more of this cryptic and mysterious language says.

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Also, I know they told us not to ask, but can anyone tell me what “Fountain of Mongeese” means? I wouldn’t have cared, but in saying that we shouldn’t make a query on the subject, they’ve only heightened my curiosity.

King of the Hill

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Invasion (Assault) and Assault

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art