‘Two big handfuls of gameplay’
Onechanbaraholds a special place in my heart (you know, that thing that throbs and fills with blood). The series has only had two games released stateside,one for the Wiiandits prequel for the Xbox 360a month beforehand, though it has been aroundsince 2004 in Japanand has had releases on various consoles since.
When I recorded this titular Beard View, it wasn’t yet announced that the gamewill be coming to North America and Europe, and considering it is a direct sequel toOnechanbara Z: Kagura, it still makes little sense for it to come out here. I mean, if you playOnechanbara Z2: Chaosyou’ll all be missing out on at least two large handfuls of story building up to the big, messy climax.
I was so sure it would never come out here too. I guess I should start making other “never going to happen” predictions, just to see how they turn out. There will never be a sequel toThe Order: 1886.The classic seriesAdventure Island,Joe & Mac, andBubble Bobblewill never see a comeback. There won’t be a mature parody ofSplatooncalledSpunküm.I’m sure a booth will never be on display at a convention where you have to put your head into a window in a giant boob to playOnechanbara…oh wait.
