Jeff Minter’sSpace Giraffeis not a very successful Xbox Live Arcade game. That is mainly because it’s not a verygoodXbox Live Arcade game. After the title was outsold by, of all things,Frogger, the game’s creator famously threw a tantrum and said he’d not make anymore games.

Of course, that was bollocks.

The Llamasoft game isheading to PC, where developer Ivan Zorzin promises that the game might be a bit more “vanilla” this time, toning down the psychedelic and trippy nonsense. There are to be 100 more levels, which perhaps shan’t be quite as eyeball-melting as the original.

“Some of them could be a bit more “vanilla” for those that found theSGoriginal graphics maybe a bit ‘too blasting for their own taste’,” explains Zorzin, aka Giles. “We wish this time to really manage to pleasure more and less psychedelic users.”

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I’m not sure exactly what that last sentence means, but this is Llamasoft, so it’s safe to assume Giles was on Crystal Meth when he wrote it.

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