This morning I was awoken by the lamest parade ever. At first, all I heard was some music outside; a small (yet very loud) marching band was slowly making its way along the street in front of my house. Once they and their blaring instruments finally made it past I figured I could get back to sleep. Such plans were quickly dashed, however, as a ridiculously long column of cars and semi-trucks that felt the need to blare their horns every two seconds came along next: for twenty minutes straight it was nothing buthonk-honk-honk-honk-honk. Not a fun way to start the day.

TheFallout 3achievements are revealed, Jim talks about videogame characters that need to make a comeback, Peter Molyneux givesFable IIa nine out of ten, and plenty more happened on Destructoid today.

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Monday Regulars:New releases for the week of 9/1/08

Monthly Musings:Monthly Musings: Feel the hatred

PAX 2008:PAX 08: Cheapy D and Gay Gamer talk online communitiesPAX 08: The attendees do a Zergling rushPAX 08: Hands on withSam and Max Season One… for the Wii, OMG!PAX 08: Tabletop Gallery

Features:Ten videogame characters due a comeback

Hell is Us gameplay reveal

Previews/Impressions:Hands-On Impressions:Alien Crush ReturnsDestructoid impressions:The Last Guy

News:Castle Crashersgetting patched up soon: Want it NAOW!Microsoft Japan slashing console prices: Smell the desperation1: MakeLBPlevels, 2: Get hired by Media Molecule, 3: ???, 4: Profit!The Daily Mail lovesBraid: British tabloid in game-liking SHOCKER!Ninja Gaiden IIpatch makes game more playable, Itagaki still goneFormer Nintendo exec says that dumb parents shouldn’t have sexLittleBigPlanetbundle listed and priced for French peopleGauntlet DSthrowing enemy after enemy at you in OctoberVirtual Console Releases for the week of 9/1GoW2 producer thinks the Xbox 360 is reaching its potentialFallout 3Achievements revealed, rewards for story objectives confirmedBest Buy offering elevenGH IIItracks for ordering a crappy Metallica CDFinal PAX attendance numbers confirmed, officially greatest event ever

Off Beat:10-year-old arrested for stealing from a fruit machineFable IIscored 9/10 … from Peter MolyneuxPuzzler proposals and DS wedding cakes

Black Ops 6 Season 5 Multiplayer Ransack Mode

Galleries:Penny Arcade Adventures Episode 2coming soon, have some new screens

Trailers & Videos:Ninja Bladearrives with teaser trailer and the most imaginative name everMexicans ruin everything: El Fuerte breaksStreet Fighter IVDynasty Warriors Gundam 2demo gameplay video: No BURNING FINGER yet

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

PEAK Bing Bong plushie

Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

Mei NERF gun in OW2

Battlefield 6 vehicles combat

Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

BO7 key art