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Put good Pokémon in, get good Pokémon out– yeah,right. That’s not quite how things tend to go with the Surprise Trade feature inPokémon SwordandShield, but hey, at least some of us are out here trying. Several years ago, I decided toWonder Tradeall of my best Pokémon away. I regret nothing.

Much more recently, I beatPokémon Sword‘s story. Instead of doing whatever it is a good battle-hardened trainer is supposed to do in the post-game (theBattle Tower?), I’ve come up with a different goal – a friendlier goal. One that involves lots and lots of repetitive yet soothing gameplay.

Getting a Farfetch’d in a Pokemon Surprise Trade is the best feeling

That’s right: I’m trading the night away. And you can too! (Just get theCatching Charm.)

Early into my adventure, I lucked into getting Grookey and Scorbunny, the two starter Pokémon I didn’t choose, and Galarian Ponyta, aShieldexclusive I can’t catch as aSwordplayer. I mean, I also got a buncha useless filler – Skwovet, Rookidee, and more Skwovet – but still! Someone cared.

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Now that I’ve seen the credits and gotten my fill of monster hoarding, it’s time to pay it back. If you go into a Surprise Trade with no expectation that karma will shine down on you, you’ll have a significantly better time. Just imagine the look on a stranger’s face when they pull a Dragapult from the void.

So, which Pokémon should you catch and give out in a Surprise Trade? Here are some ideas.

The starters(Grookey,Scorbunny, andSobble), of course – but only if you’re into breeding. I’m not wired that way. Let someone else do it if you feel the same.

Version exclusives! ForSword, you’ll want to catch and tradeFarfetch’d,Seedot,Mawile,Solrock, red-stripedBasculin,Darumaka,Scraggy,Gothita,Rufflet,Deino,Swirlix,Passimian,Turtonator,Jangmo-o,Stonjourner, and maleIndeedee.

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As aShieldplayer, you’ll want to catch and tradePonyta,Corsola,Larvitar,Lotad,Sableye,Lunatone,Croagunk, blue-stripedBasculin,Solosis,Vullaby,Spritzee,Goomy,Oranguru,Drampa,Eiscue, and femaleIndeedee.

Cool critters from Lake of Outrage:Ditto,Dreepy,Drakloak,Barraskewda,Grimmsnarl,Hatterene,Golisopod,Rotom,Golurk,Cramorant,Morpeko,Snom,Avalugg,Bisharp,Copperajah,Perrserker,Duraludon, andFlygon.

The Eeveelutions:Flareon,Jolteon,Vaporeon,Espeon,Umbreon,Sylveon,Glaceon, andLeafeon.

Feebas. Chris caught ’em all and said thisone of the more annoyingGalar catches.

Whatever Pokémon youwish you would’ve been sent.

Whatever Pokémon you think isunderrated in the community.

If you need a refresher, those links point to Pokémon locations and appearance rates. Some traders are holding off until Christmas to go wild, but why make the kids wait?

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